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The Crucifiction of Bastard Jesus released in paperback format, and other filth!
THE CRUCIFICTION OF BASTARD JESUS now in Paperback!
“The book which made the Pope’s sphincter tighten and his testes retract into his body.”
The story of Easter is well known, but the church is more tight-lipped about the second son of God, the one who was created as a back-up plan to the more notorious Jesus Christ. While the birth of the Plan B messiah should have been terminated once the first-choice conception went ahead, an administrative cock-up in heaven resulted in the boy being born in Bethlehem, close to a somewhat more infamous stable.
The two sons of God lived separate lives. Despite this, in a cruel irony, the second son of God was also crucified on Good Friday, much like his more famous sibling, but in vastly different circumstances.
Peter Caffrey and Lindsay Crook, who happen to be theological historians as well as writers of filthy tales, join forces to reveal the harrowing story of the man referred to by the Vatican, in its most secret records, as Bastard Jesus.
Get it from Amazon, complete with bonus stories.
Get the eBook from Godless and save a few pennies.
The Full MONDO PERVERSO!
The first ever ‘Mondo Perverso Night Out at the Cinema Without Going to the Cinema but with a Similar Feeling Albeit in a Book Experience’ has come to an end, and this season we’ve enjoyed six classic films-in-a-book from Grindhouse cinema mega-star, Terry Funicular. Exclusive to Godless, each Mondo Perverso title includes an eBook, along with an audio file to recreate the ‘at a fleapit cinema’ experience. From the mood music as you take your seats, through trailers and an introduction by the director, the audio includes a full narration. There’s even an intermission with adverts to sell you life’s little treasures.
While the full eBook is a joy to read, the audio experience is seriously worthwhile. Trust us and jump in! At $0.99 for the full package, that’s over an hour of entertainment at each showing. It is, quite frankly, fucking insane!
FUCKED-UP BEDTIME STORIES SERIES TWO: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
Time moves on, and we are approaching the launch of the second series of Fucked-up Bedtime Stories. Are you ready for the latest adventures of Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp?
Make sure you’re up to date on Series One. It is available as a paperback, collected eBook, or as individual episodes with audio narration. (Please note: there are some free versions of the audio files on YouTube courtesy of Godless, but due to the nature of the beast, these are censored and lack the nasty shit!)