SIGNED PAPERBACKS SPECIAL OFFER!
FREE P&P TO THE UK; REDUCED COSTS TO THE REST OF THE WORLD - UNTIL 30 JUNE 2026!
That’s right! Until the end of June 2026, all signed paperbacks purchased from the Shop have free P&P to mainland UK addresses, and reduced postage costs to the USA, Canada, and Australia. Also included are limited edition chapbooks and full sets of the Mondo Perverso Major Arcana.
There are also a very limited number of prerelease copies of Mondo Perverso: Pulpageddon available. This book is not available until 1 September 2026, so grab a signed copy before they go!
Act now to ensure you enjoy free or reduced cost P&P!
MONDO PERVERSO: PULPAGEDDON
Launches 1 September 2026
PULP FICTION THE WAY PULP FICTION SHOULD BE!
Six stories with a gritty, pulp attitude!
DEATH CULT CUTIES
Hardboiled Crime
When dead teenage girls start showing up all over the place, Detective Inspector Savage (who’s a proper lazy bastard) makes certain he doesn’t get the case. His irritable bowel tells him the outcome won’t be good, and he doesn’t want to be tarred with the brush of failure. Thinking the crimes are linked to a far-right faction, he passes the case to DI Derek Pamplemousse, who soon discovers things are more fucked-up than originally thought.
MARY BRANNIGAN’S DEVIL BABY
Dread Horror
What starts out as a day wagging off school soon becomes the kick-off of a horrifying ordeal for Mary Brannigan. Abandoned by her best friend, she ends up skulking around the churchyard with the local simpleton, but when he shares a reefer with her, the hellish reality of evil narcotics turns her ordinary life upside-down. Can she survive the rigours of an addiction to the ganja, and why is there a baby growing inside of her More importantly, is the baby actually the Devil?
LASCIVIOUS LILITH, SLAYER OF MIDGETS
Dark Fantasy
Lilith is a warrior, respected and valued by her community. Her grudge against the midget hordes is deep-seated in the past, and when a local man goes missing, she is charged with his rescue. However, during the mission, she discovers a dark and fiendish plot hatched by the little people. With the lives of all the normals in the Kingdom at risk, action is necessary, and heads must roll!
THE FINAL VOYAGE OF CAPTAIN CLUNGE
Swashbuckling Pirates
Following the death of Captain Phlegm, Bob Clunge takes control of The Plague Rat and its pirate crew. Fulfilling the dying wish of his old friend, the ship’s new crew includes Phlegm’s son, Felicity. What should be a routine voyage quickly becomes a clusterfuck of chaos, both for Felicity and Captain Clunge! Will either man be the same when the ship finally docks back home?
PIGCHIMP CARNAGE IN FAT CITY
Monster Mayhem
Fat City, the new-build metropolis for the rich and gifted, is a gleaming aspirational location for everything good in the modern world. However, built on the site of an indigenous settlement, it also has an ancient resident: Pigchimp. When the official launch of the city disturbs the beast, things quickly become shittier than a shit sandwich at Shitfest! Can anyone defeat Pigchimp and save the city?
UGLY TERROR ON SPACE STATION SEX
Science Fiction
Following an age of inclusivity and acceptance, Planet Earth has become overrun by ugly people. To create a new world free of freaks, the most beautiful people are selected and sent to Space Station Sex. Their mission is to reproduce while waiting out the termination of all remaining humans, before returning to repopulate the planet once it is free of all imperfections. However, a renegade team of ugly bastards has other ideas!
PREORDER, OR GRAB A PRERELEASE PAPERBACK!
Preorders are currently live at Amazon, or alternatively you can grab a limited prerelease signed paperback at the shop while stocks last (Free P&P to the UK and reduced postage costs to the rest of the world until June 30, 2026).
BOOK SIGNING: BIRMINGHAM, UK
I will be attending the Birmingham Book Extravaganza on 12 September, 2026. The event, which is taking place at the Uffculme Centre, 52 Queensbridge Road, Birmingham, B13 8QY, opens to the public at 10:30 and runs until 16:00. There is plentiful free parking!
Come along, say hello, grab some signed books, pick up some freebies, play Shut the Box and maybe win something, and discuss unusual snacks!