LAST CHANCE TO GRAB A COPY OF THE CUNTERBURY TALES

Are you ready for the most offensive pilgrimage ever?

Welcome to The Cunterbury Tales.

Featuring 24 pieces, The Cunterbury Tales follows some of the world’s worst pilgrims on their journey to venerate the withered spleen of Saint Augustine. Combing verse and prose, this book will be enough to make Chaucer rise from the dead and pluck the eyes from his head.

There are only SEVEN of the 69 copies of this limited edition paperback still available, and each one is numbered, signed, and violated with a crude drawing.

There will never be any reprints. There will never be any alternative printed versions. This is the deal: 69 paperbacks printed, 69 paperbacks sold, end of fucking subject.

The last few copies are available at the following minimum costs, which include Post and Packaging.

UK: £11.50
USA: US $24.00
CANADA: CAN $33.00
AUSTRALIA: AUS $40.00

Why a minimum price? Because you can pay more if you like. I really hope you do, because every single penny of profit goes to the Lingen Davies Cancer Fund, which is the charity that funds the oncology centre where I had my treatment, and where Mrs C is currently having hers.

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