Gin Rummy, Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo, and Recommendations...
Would you kill your granny for a free book? Yes? Well, put away the knife, because you don't have to slaughter her, not today!
Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo!
Coming on 31 May 2022, exclusively via Godless, is Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo, an autobiographical tale, along with an author’s note which explains why horror doesn’t scare me, why I can’t write anything without filthy humour in it, and why I enjoy putting together Fucked-up Bedtime Stories series so much!
For subscribers to A Litany of Filth (that’s you, if you’re reading this), the book will be free. That’s right, a free book without any need to kill your relatives (unless you’re dead set on doing so, in which case I can only applaud your resolve).
You will receive an email before publication day, which will explain how to claim your free copy. Sorry for not having more details right now, but I’m a disorganised bastard at the best of times!
Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #7: Gin Rummy
A young boy in tight white shorts, a paedo in the park, late night confrontations in the graveyard, a gang of Satanic goths and a Poundland Candy Floss zombie. What more do you need?
When Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp decide to buy a crossbow, the transaction is not as smooth as they hope. Once again, the shit not only hits the fan, but gets splattered over everyone in the local vicinity.
For $0.50, you get the ebook and audiobook of the latest episode of Arnold’s journey to usurp Daddy, aided and abetted by Jimmy the Chimp.
If you are new to the Fucked-up Bedtime Stories series, they are available exclusively from Godless. The first one is free, a little taster if you like!
Recommended Reading
Not reviews, not necessarily new, just things I’ve enjoyed reading in the past week or two…
Geek - Todd Love
Elite Living - Lindsay Crook
Brutal Bigfoot Rapefest - Sean Hawker
Necro Sutra - Kevin Sweeney
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