Bully Beef and more...
New titles, and some 'coming soon' information!
Out Now: Bully Beef (Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #9)
After their cataclysmic meeting with Daddy’s new squeeze, Beryl, Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp realise they’re facing an inevitable confrontation with the big man. However, a falling out between the two friends results in things getting a bit off track, and when Arnold goes rogue, Jimmy isn’t sure he wants to clean up the mess again. Will Arnold learn a life lesson, or will he tip the pair into a no-win scenario?
A measly $0.50 gets you the latest episode in both ebook and audiobook formats.
https://godless.com/products/bully-beef-fucked-up-bedtime-stories-9-by-peter-caffrey
Available in Paperback (and via the ‘Zon)
Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo (and Other Twisted Love Stories) combines three novelettes from Peter Caffrey, which blend absurdism, horror and bizarro with dark humour and a modicum of filth.
Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo
Based on a true story! It happened in 1970, in an Irish Catholic household in North London. Never discussed after the event, and only referred to by the family involved as ‘the Christmas incident’, the events of that time had a profound impact on a young and innocent boy (I mean me, of course). Now, I lift the lid on my own personal Pandora’s box and tell the full story of Marlene, Pastor Reginald, and the ungodly incidents which warped my young and innocent mind.
No names have been changed, because there are no innocent parties.
Dolls’ House Diabolic
Dave loved Susan. He really loved Susan. Nothing made him happier than when she agreed to marry him. As he set off to Bangkok on his stag party, he promised her one thing: he’d avoid the go-go bars. However, when the other stags insist on visiting a pussy show, Dave ends up being dragged to the Dolls’ House.
The Perils of Dating Celine
After watching a TV Chef’s special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes all encompassing for Terry. After tracking down a second-hand one on-line, he makes the purchase, and when the machine arrives it includes a note from the mysterious Celine. There’s something about her note which he finds intriguing, and after fantasising about contacting her, he bites the bullet and makes the call. What could go wrong?
You can buy the paperback here: https://www.amazon.com/Cock-Voodoo-Doo-Other-Twisted-Stories-ebook/dp/B0B5RQTDP5/
Please note: There is an ebook available from Amazon priced at $0.99. However, if you have an account with Godless, you can obtain the three stories individually, and it’ll cost less. Yes, it’s only a few cents, but every penny counts nowadays!
Coming Soon!
There are a few projects in the pipeline which will be coming to fruition in the near future. The dates given here are approximate, and are liable to change, but I’ll try my best to stick to them.
Nun Meat Carnival
When the diocese of Saint Flavius suffers a drop in revenues from its relics and indulgences business, Cardinal Contentius and his henchmen discover the shortfall emanates from the parish of Saint Adelphus. Further investigation reveals the beginnings of a turf war with the neighbouring diocese of Saint Wulfric, so the cardinal comes up with a plan: the creation of a traveling show manned by attack nuns.
As the Nun Meat Carnival sets forth, a bloody and brutal rivalry quickly escalates into a clusterfuck of chaos, and from it all emerges an unlikely force to challenge both sides in the conflict…
Proposed Release Date: Winter 2022
The Ballad of 13 Bastards
Copper Creek is a savage place, attracting the ruthless, heartless and the shameless. In a town where everyone puts their own interests first, it’s no surprise that connivery and deception are the order of the day. However, when a stranger happens into town, he unleashes a chain of events which impact on every last stinking, selfish bastard.
The Ballad of 13 Bastards is a tale of revenge and retribution in the Old West.
Proposed Release Date: New Year 2023
Unamerican Trash
Want to know the truth about Roe v Wade, the COVID epidemic, the story behind the Stars and Stripes, JFK’s assassination, the death of Kurt Cobain and the day the music died? Well, look no further. Unamerican Trash gives you all the answers and more!
Put together after tireless research and investigations by the crack team of Simon McHardy, Lindsay Crook, Kevin Sweeney, Sean Hawker, DE McCluskey and Peter Caffrey, Unamerican Trash tells you the truths you couldn’t be bothered to find out for yourselves.
Get it now!
https://godless.com/products/unamerican-trash-an-unpatriotic-anthology