First off, I’d like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a happy new year. Yes, I know it’s just an excuse for the manufacturers of calendars to sell you another load of rehashed photographs of apes or naked ladies or elderly men getting sucked off by people dressed as Eskimos, but even so, I hope you all have a good 2024.
BEDTIME BARGAIN!
For those who like a bargain, the eBook of Fucked-Up Bedtime Stories Series One is currently available, for a limited period, at half price ($1.49 instead of $2.99). This offer is available from both Amazon and Godless.
The book isn’t available on other platforms due to its content. To be honest, I’m surprised that while the likes of Barnes and Noble, Kobo and even Smashwords have refused to carry it because of, amongst other things, incest, bestiality and under-age filth (Arnold is ten years old, so what do you expect?), Amazon still has it up for sale!
Get it from Amazon or Godless right now and save a few pennies!
TALKING BALLSACKS
I was recently honoured to be a guest on the fabulous R.J. Benetti's podcast, 12 Minutes of Terror. Sadly, the conversation kept getting sidetracked, so it turned into 45 Minutes of Terror. We talked everything from Satanic chimps, through disabilities and cancer-based constipation, to Padre Pio, Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter.
I enjoyed it, and you might too (if you have a dark streak).
Also, apologies; I didn't realise how much I swear!
You can watch it here if you feel the need!
2024 NEWS
Q1 of 2024 will see the launch of Unfit for Human Consumption. Those who like to gorge themselves should be ready for mouthwatering morsels of madness, bizarre bites and a feast of filth!
Nonce! is the story of wannabe glam rock superstar, Danny Dazzler, and his fall from grace. Charting his decline from chart-topping star to whipping-boy of the mass media, Nonce!—due for release in Q2—lifts the lid on his shameful history.
Due for publication in Q3 of 2024, Jack’s Dead is a psychological horror, very much in the vein of Dog Food and Hee Haw. It will be a full-on headfuck!
Finally, rounding out 2024 in Q4 will be Nun Meat Carnival, a riotous, blasphemous trip into a world of Catholic cartels, corrupt clergymen, and a clusterfuck carnival of chaos. Plus it has nuns; tooled-up mental nuns!
Will there be other stuff in 2024, I hear you ask? As always, the answer is: ‘probably’.