Available 31 May 2022
Available 31 May 2022
Get yourself Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo for free, and pick up some other stuff for nothing at the same time!
COCK-A-VOODOO-DOO
Based on a true story!
It happened in 1970, in an Irish Catholic household in North London. Never openly discussed after the sorry shambles unfolded, and only referred to by the family involved as ‘the Christmas incident’, the events of that time had a profound impact on a young and innocent boy whose interests were previously limited to football, fishing and building box carts out of spare planks and pram wheels!
Now, on a significant ‘old man’ birthday, Peter Caffrey lifts the lid on his own personal Pandora’s box and tells the full story of Marlene, Pastor Reginald, and the ungodly incidents which warped his young and innocent mind.
No names have been changed, because there are no innocent parties.
The story includes an in-depth Author’s Note to help set the scene for the children of the modern age, who believe the world has always been filled with shoe shops, on-demand streaming content, and gluten-free muffins.
As a subscriber to A Litany of Filth, you can get Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo for free. Simply visit Godless on or after May 31, 2022, and use the Promo Code CAFFREY to receive your free copy.
AND WHILE YOU’RE AT GODLESS…
Want a few more freebies? Of course you do. The following titles from Peter Caffrey are also available for free, only at Godless.
DOLLS’ HOUSE DIABOLIC
Dave loved Susan. He really loved Susan. Nothing made him happier than when she agreed to marry him. As he set off to Bangkok on his stag party, he promised her one thing: he’d avoid the go-go bars. However, when the other stags insisted on visiting a pussy show, Dave ended up being dragged to the Dolls’ House.
Dolls’ House Diabolic is the story of one man’s battle with his biggest demons: his own guilt and shame. Will Dave and Susan live happily ever after, or will one random act of fate forever condemn their future?
Highly original and of course utterly bizarre, Dolls’ House Diabolic is another bizarro/splatter masterpiece from one of the most original voices in the genre.
Simon McHardy
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THE PERILS OF DATING CELINE
After watching a TV Chef’s hour-long special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes all encompassing for Terry. After tracking down a second-hand one on-line, he makes the purchase, and when the machine arrives it includes a note from the mysterious Celine.
There’s something about her note which he finds intriguing, and after fantasising about contacting her, he bites the bullet and makes the call. When they finally meet, all he knows about Celine is that she loves pasta, and she has a mysterious disfigurement.
The Perils of Dating Celine is a modern-day love story; a glimpse into what could happen if people put aside concerns about random interactions with strangers, and simply followed their hearts.
I love Peter Caffrey's fucked-up-beyond-all-reason mind! This story is another fine example. As hilarious as always! As sick as always! As twisted as always! As depraved as always! And as brilliant as always!
No ReMorse Reviews
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FUCKED-UP BEDTIME STORIES #1: PUSSY GALORE
If you haven’t yet ventured into the murky world of ten-year old Arnold and his friend, Jimmy the Chimp, the first instalment is available, free-of-charge, from Godless. All of the Fucked-up Bedtime Stories series include an ebook and audio narration file!
Warning: These bedtime stories are NOT for children
Ten-year-old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer, and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
Good night; sleep tight!
Under the tutelage of Jimmy the Chimp, Arnold begins his transformation from being a little boy to a man of the world, all with the help of a can of tuna fish. However, there is a price to pay, and someone doesn't come home.
This was hilarious and sick. Can’t wait for the next volume.
Todd Love
WHAT? YOU WANT MORE FREE STUFF?
Well, here you go. The following books aren’t by me, but they’re all great reads which I’ve enjoyed. All are available at Godless, and all are free (as that seems to be the theme of his update).
Munging by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
Nosophobia by Gerhard Jason Geick
Wishing for Silence by Lindsay Crook
A Little Bit Country (Fucking Scumbags Burn in Hell Book 1) by Drew Stepek
AND FINALLY…
If you want great recommendations about all that is good in the world of horror, splatterpunk, bizarro and underground literature, you should follow No ReMorse Reviews on Facebook. Not only will you get valuable updates, but Corrina’s photographs are out of this fucking world. I would have included one here as an example, but she’d probably nail my bollocks to the wall! Trust me, it’s worth a follow!